I went to the bathroom earlier today. As I was peeing at the urinal I started to let out a fart, and then felt a little something move, so I didn't push it. There wasn't a stall open, so I decided to just turtlehead it until later.
4 hours later, and my butt has been itching. I went to the gas station, and decided to enter a stall to give it a little fact-finding wipe.
I came away with a single bean, from the Costa Vida meal I had yesterday.
No poo, just a bean. It was cute.