tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13219555.post4794950281906536947..comments2023-08-03T07:34:07.580-07:00Comments on Montgomery Q - The Saga: Leaving Las BegasMontgomery Qhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13054162384719367377noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13219555.post-70934697715470967792009-06-15T12:21:05.523-07:002009-06-15T12:21:05.523-07:00Hi there!
Very funny! I especially liked the one ...Hi there!<br /><br />Very funny! I especially liked the one of "Adam." You two could have been twins (not). LOL! <br /><br />~Cynde<br /><a href="http://cyndes-got-the-write-stuff.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">Cynde's Got The Write Stuff</a>Cynde L. Hammondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15965516045079529435noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13219555.post-86737881152067712562009-05-05T10:20:00.000-07:002009-05-05T10:20:00.000-07:00Your trip looks fun and should have been perfect. ...Your trip looks fun and should have been perfect. Dang the poo lightening. Life has too many of those kind of bolts! Thanks for the sea creature enlightenment.Pam and Randhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11649680939409396630noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13219555.post-81424856507073577262009-04-28T13:18:00.000-07:002009-04-28T13:18:00.000-07:00I hate it when the poo lightening starts - or what...I hate it when the poo lightening starts - or whatever you said. We have pics for you to re-create. I'll send them now.heidihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06810554478622955312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13219555.post-73221694624322152392009-04-28T09:10:00.000-07:002009-04-28T09:10:00.000-07:00I am smarter as well as entertained for knowing yo...I am smarter as well as entertained for knowing you both!!<br />xoCARRIE "THE FABULOUS"https://www.blogger.com/profile/14471570028990104792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13219555.post-1649657145004950812009-04-27T14:56:00.000-07:002009-04-27T14:56:00.000-07:00The hammerhead shark is called that because his he...The hammerhead shark is called that because his head is shaped like a hammer.Montgomery Qhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13054162384719367377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13219555.post-70386098325031434332009-04-27T14:55:00.000-07:002009-04-27T14:55:00.000-07:00They were found in two places: the northern and so...They were found in two places: the northern and southern hemispheres.Montgomery Qhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13054162384719367377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13219555.post-16090446878931160772009-04-27T13:40:00.000-07:002009-04-27T13:40:00.000-07:00In its day, Helicoprion was most widely known as "...In its day, Helicoprion was most widely known as "The A**hole of the Sea."mandinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13219555.post-44526368383096723472009-04-27T13:20:00.000-07:002009-04-27T13:20:00.000-07:00Little known fact: Early indications in the Helico...Little known fact: Early indications in the Helicoprion's evolution presupposed that this animal would have eventually turned into a Ginsu knife. However, it was hunted into extinction before this could take place and man had to create a synthetic Ginsu knife instead.<br /><br />Wolfgang Puck has recently urged scientists to clone the Helicoprion so that this evolution could take place.Joel's Other Sisterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06175368697494334455noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13219555.post-8526385718330989902009-04-27T13:19:00.000-07:002009-04-27T13:19:00.000-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Joel's Other Sisterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06175368697494334455noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13219555.post-57330366487723905342009-04-27T12:47:00.000-07:002009-04-27T12:47:00.000-07:00Helicoprion had an infrared port under each eye wh...Helicoprion had an infrared port under each eye which was used in hunting and mating but which was easily exploited by Handheldius Clickius, the ancestor of today's remote control.Joelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14328742986104533481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13219555.post-4488210963930551772009-04-27T12:45:00.000-07:002009-04-27T12:45:00.000-07:00Can you substantiate that fact? That seemed a litt...Can you substantiate that fact? That seemed a little iffy.Montgomery Qhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13054162384719367377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13219555.post-30504018450059199702009-04-27T12:43:00.000-07:002009-04-27T12:43:00.000-07:00Served 8 years as ambassador.Served 8 years as ambassador.Joelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14328742986104533481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13219555.post-71895504020953130072009-04-27T12:41:00.000-07:002009-04-27T12:41:00.000-07:00Despite his foreboding appearance, Helicoprion was...Despite his foreboding appearance, Helicoprion was actually a really nice guy. His warm smile invited warring factions of other shark breeds to calmly set aside their differences and cooperate toward a more united prehistoric ocean.Joelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14328742986104533481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13219555.post-87545065210869264582009-04-27T12:40:00.000-07:002009-04-27T12:40:00.000-07:00Recently discovered caveman drawings show how best...Recently discovered caveman drawings show how best to clean the lips for cooking. The writing translates roughly to:<br /> <br />Use lukewarm tapwater and a whole lot of elbow grease.Montgomery Qhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13054162384719367377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13219555.post-3909499814135153542009-04-27T12:37:00.000-07:002009-04-27T12:37:00.000-07:00Early cavemen police would use the shark's lips as...Early cavemen police would use the shark's lips as road spikes to puncture the tires of criminals' vehicles.Montgomery Qhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13054162384719367377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13219555.post-84367339373533928542009-04-27T12:33:00.001-07:002009-04-27T12:33:00.001-07:00"Moondreams" composer Norman Petty claims helicopr..."Moondreams" composer Norman Petty claims helicoprion as both inspiration and co-writer for his famous song.Joelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14328742986104533481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13219555.post-70102566238139180062009-04-27T12:33:00.000-07:002009-04-27T12:33:00.000-07:00SLSs sometimes ate stones to help them digest thei...SLSs sometimes ate stones to help them digest their food, and the stones also helped them float the right way up.Montgomery Qhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13054162384719367377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13219555.post-69555871958208317412009-04-27T12:31:00.000-07:002009-04-27T12:31:00.000-07:00It could clean its ears with its tongue, but never...It could clean its ears with its tongue, but never bothered.Montgomery Qhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13054162384719367377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13219555.post-45197417322438788352009-04-27T12:30:00.000-07:002009-04-27T12:30:00.000-07:00Swarms of helicoprion were often responsible for c...Swarms of helicoprion were often responsible for catastrophic damage to early agricultural societies' crops. It is believed that one helicoprion was capable of consuming an acre's worth of grapes.Joelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14328742986104533481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13219555.post-84952066136532650122009-04-27T12:28:00.000-07:002009-04-27T12:28:00.000-07:00Helicoprion is a direct ancestor of the modern lad...Helicoprion is a direct ancestor of the modern ladybugJoelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14328742986104533481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13219555.post-60458037951008384662009-04-27T12:27:00.000-07:002009-04-27T12:27:00.000-07:00Group of ravens=Murder
Group of bobolinks = Chain...Group of ravens=Murder<br /><br />Group of bobolinks = Chain<br /><br />Group of barracudas = Battery<br /><br />Group of Spiral-Lip Sharks = PungentMontgomery Qhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13054162384719367377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13219555.post-44345192384583189732009-04-27T12:24:00.000-07:002009-04-27T12:24:00.000-07:00The skin of this amazing animal contained a highly...The skin of this amazing animal contained a highly potent biotoxin. It is theorized that many large contemporaries would swallow these sharks when suffering from a particularly bad headache.Joelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14328742986104533481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13219555.post-23010241972491947342009-04-27T12:21:00.001-07:002009-04-27T12:21:00.001-07:00It had two hearts, one for pumping blood throughou...It had two hearts, one for pumping blood throughout the body and another specialized heart used exclusively to pump blood into its lower lip in order to extend it before a meal or for social events.Joelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14328742986104533481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13219555.post-76027332650335622482009-04-27T12:21:00.000-07:002009-04-27T12:21:00.000-07:00The spiral-lipped shark had only 3 known enemies, ...The spiral-lipped shark had only 3 known enemies, two of which were Mary Kay saleswomen.Montgomery Qhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13054162384719367377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13219555.post-56220680927125272822009-04-27T12:19:00.000-07:002009-04-27T12:19:00.000-07:00Scientists speculate that the forearms of this sha...Scientists speculate that the forearms of this shark were fully developed while still inside the egg, allowing the infant shark to style its hair for the "big hatching day"Joelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14328742986104533481noreply@blogger.com