Its Great Exercise Just Jiggling Around

Hey everybody, let's read this article about good stuff and then picture it in our minds as we go. "And although Pauline isn't yet confident enough to buy sexy lingerie, she drapes a nice sheet over her to achieve the same effect in the bedroom." Some words in this sentence of which I question the validity: 1) isn't yet confident enough (yes, that is indeed the problem. But you can have an article published about your sex life.) 2) nice 3) same

Magical Evening

I only have 8 Followers now. I think people lost interest when I started pimping my business and also not posting for months. Last night we did a party for Maddie's 16th birthday. A Sleeping Beauty-themed party. We had a projector and showed the movie on the side of the house. They danced and played and ate a large assortment of things. Maddie dressed like this.

It was a major pain in the buttocks to prepare, but it was fun, and I'm glad we got a chance to reward her for being a good daughter and sister. It seems like 16 years is too old for someone as young as I remember her being. It seems like my age is not enough for to have had a child sixteen years ago. It's weird.

Wow, it's been a while since I posted. I'll catch you up. I broke my elbow, and I bought a Bug. And we made a video for Business Logos that you will share with your friends and colleagues if you have even a shred of human decency.

Evolution of a Poster

I was really happy to do this, but sometimes I didn't listen to the instructions to well. I'm good at following email instructions, but not phone instructions, I've noticed. Anyway, that's why this poster went through so many changes. Hey, anybody want to go to the Stretch Reunion show with me?

Smell Containment Fail

Sometimes when I'm driving with my family to Salt Lake, I inquire of them as to who farted, and then realize I'm driving through Pleasant Grove. There's a nice waste management facility there that I used to work next to. Our air conditioning filter was pretty powerful, so I usually couldn't detect it until I went outside. It was simliar to the experience of having a dragon sit on your face and gently let one go straight up your nasal passages. There's an article about it. The best part of this whole kerfuffle is that those that are suing the facility are also partners in the company. So it's a case of the smeller truly being the feller.