Half-smile shelf-gut stone-arms

This dude at HP walks around without moving his arms and a half smile on his face. I just went into the bathroom and it was pitch black. The motion sensor sensed me and turned the lights back on. Half-smile woke up and got out of his stall.

It takes a half-hour of no movement for the lights to turn off.

That must have been an epic dook he was taking.

Animal Logo Wednesday - Ugly Ducts Duct Cleaning

Animal Illustration Wednesday - Assassin Cats

I think this counts for Random Illustration Tuesday, too, because it's not a logo, and it's fairly random.


"I need some assassin kitties for a website" Matt H.

Animal Logo Wednesday - Red Panda with Froze Yoge

I don't know why this company decided to use a Red Panda as their mascot. Red Pandas hardly ever eat frozen yogurt. Their diet consists of about two-thirds bamboo, but they also eat mushrooms, roots, acorns, lichen, and grasses. They may eat also small mammals and birds.

I'd pay good money to see a Red Panda catch and eat a bird. They're really slow, so I guess they have to catch it when it's asleep.

Random Illustration Tuesday - Tadpole Meltdown

"A mutant tadpole is being mocked by the normal tadpoles, but the normal tadpoles are in for a surprise...he's got his finger on the "meltdown" button of a nuclear reactor."
-Joel