For everyone that didnt get a Christmas Card

I still have 10 of these left, so I guess I forgot to send them to a few people. Well, here you go. And on the back it has a very personalized message of peace and yuletide cheer, and your name. So quit crying.

Spider Monkey

Oliver is a fun kid to give presents to. His reaction is always excited joy, whether it's a poptart or a SpiderMonkey he's opening.

Bu the cutest was when I found him listening to his 4-song mp3 player, singing along and bouncing.

Shouldn't those stink lines be wavy?

We moved into a brand new office in PG that takes up the entire third floor. It's nice and all, but I'd rather be working from home.

In the handicapped stall in the men's bathroom, someone hung a sign that confused me as I took my morning constitutional. How can we be courteous with our poos? It's an automatic flusher, we're down the hall from any cubicles...is there something I'm missing?


So I hung a sign that turned out badly blurred that says: "Only fresh-smelling poos please". I would have retaken the shot, but when I went back, someone had taken it down.

Well, of course, I couldn't let that stand. So throughout the day, I've been putting up more signs to replace them when some weener takes them down. Is this what HP has become? If you can't put up good comedy in the bathroom stalls of a huge corporation, then the terrorists have already won.

Yes, but does it have Darth Vader playing the Violin?

My new website is up. Finally. So...if you like black-backgrounded portfolio sites with pictures you've seen before, make a bookmark of it!

I lost 5 pounds in one hour! Ask me how!