Tuesday, May 20, 2008


1. What was I doing 10 years ago
I was starting my job as an inhouse designer at Enrich/Unicity...living in that sweet trailer.

2. 5 things on my to do list
Fix toilet
Put oil in the van
Make a camp t-shirt for a friend
Illustrate another friend beating up an alien
Draw the kids (an annual tradition that's 2.5 years overdue)

3.What snacks do I enjoy?
Artichokes with Miracle Whip
Dr. Pepper

4. What would I do if I were suddenly a billionaire?
I'd still keep doing freelance design...just with a lot easier deadlines. I don't know. I like my house, neighborhood, clothes, etc. I'd do what Pamela did, I think. Pay off debt and spend it on family.

5. 3 bad habits
Openly flipping off people and objects at work
Killing hoboes

6. 6 places I lived
Buenos Aires

7. 6 Jobs I've had
Mentally Disabled Caretaker/Genital Cleanser
Orem City Water Meter Reader
Night Auditor for Best Western
Hotel Booker for Holiday Inn
TJ Maxx salesman
Cutco Salesman

8. 5 things people don't know about me
I balance out my conservative side with a daily dosage of NPR
I was knocked out with a lead pipe on my mission whilst fighting a group of young toughs called Los Pistufos (The Smurfs)
Co-wrote/designed The Mormon Tabernacle Enquirer (in stores now!)
Got lost at the age of 5 in downtown San Francisco
Be-friended a handicapped girl at a beach at the age of 6, her mother gave our family Disneyland tickets.

I tag Leoj, Sherri, Nan, Mandoo and Adam.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Paul Illustrates A Dream

When people tell me their dreams, I have to fight the urge to punch them in the pants, because dreams are exciting to nobody. So, in an effort to make the world better, I'm taking something UNinteresting and putting it into an interesting format. And since it's fun, feel free to send me your dreams you want illustrated.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008


My theory is she's a robot with a faulty faceplate cover. Mandi, we have our work cut out for us.