Thursday, September 04, 2014

How To Name Your Business Something Not Retarded

First, analyze your product or service

Second, choose a name that puts a positive association in your potential customer's mind.

Third, you're done!

Thursday, August 21, 2014

The iStock Photo Model and the Lost Punctuation

When's that photographer getting here
Ah he's here

Like this OK No makeup huh

You'll photoshop these right at least fix the makeup and at the very very least get that blemish off me ok i'm trusting you 
My grandson said I look like that one actress I'm a good actress even look

Yes, I can do surprised so you say there's a market for this type of photo

That makes sense I can see how someone would deliberately seek out and use a photograph of a grandma in a bad wig with a tire and tools

Like for instance this might go on the cover of Bleak World magazine or an ad for a suicide encouragement hotline

Am I really a man thats a good question no I am all lady young sir I've had quite enough of this horsepuckey why dont you take all your fancy gear and hit the well all right one more as long as its tasteful and makes me look good

Now this is what I'm talking about

Friday, August 08, 2014

Weight Loss Assistance

If anyone is losing weight and keeping track of their 100 days, you can use these images to motivate your progress, at least for the first 5 days. You're welcome.

Tuesday, August 05, 2014

2 Not Cute pics of Me

I don't know why I was emotional. It was just an indoor skydiving ticket and a surfing ticket. I must have been thinking of how nice my lady is.

Thursday, July 17, 2014

Some designers design by not designing

Sometimes I do a reverse image search on Google to see who's copying my logos. Google does a better job than Tineye, I've found.

This logo I did a long time ago has been ripped off from my Logopond site many, many times. Usually it's something that's no big deal, like an avatar, and sometimes it's for logo appreciation sites. But sometimes it's for neat people that can't be bothered to have a logo properly designed.

I emailed this Anna, Diva Swirl, and Wig place to take them down...we'll see what happens. I also told them to contact me for great logo design at a reasonable price, but that probably won't happen, because I cost more than free. The Chinese beauty school, I didn't really care too much.