Tuesday, July 11, 2017

A Story of Great Worth

I went to the bathroom earlier today. As I was peeing at the urinal I started to let out a fart, and then felt a little something move, so I didn't push it. There wasn't a stall open, so I decided to just turtlehead it until later.

4 hours later, and my butt has been itching. I went to the gas station, and decided to enter a stall to give it a little fact-finding wipe.

I came away with a single bean, from the Costa Vida meal I had yesterday.

No poo, just a bean. It was cute.

Monday, April 10, 2017

Real Finishes to Real Races

In order to win a trophy for Best Race Finish Photography, you should develop a few important skills:1) Hiring good models2) Understanding the human body and how it looks in motion:

3) Taking good, reality-based pictures. 

Once you have these skills mastered, only your dreams can slow you down.

Tuesday, January 24, 2017


When life gets you down, think of this person.

He applied for a job where I work. The position is for Creative Writer, and he felt he was qualified, although he calls himself a Composer.

I kind of admire him and his attitude. He knows what the job was, and he did it. He knew he had to not swear, and not fall asleep, and he knows the consequences.

He's diverse in his skills, too. he can fill a hole with rocks, or with potatoes.

What I'm trying to say is, he is all of us, but he mostly is you.