Be the ball, Danny.

The golf tournament yesterday went well. I actually hit some balls that went forward! Thanks to Sylvia for the help with the knickers.

Hey, neat! New stuff I can buy!

I updated the Zazzle Product Gallery (to the lower right). I took all the lame stuff noone wanted and put in some lame stuff that maybe someone will want. You just click on the item, then "buy it". Then customize it how you want it. There's a limit of 99 of each product, so try not to buy too many.

Enormous Pink Eye-Sucking Worm Attacks Doctor

I need to see a doctor. I haven't been in 13 years, so I want to get the whole shebang, just a thorough examination of everything that might be going wrong or growing in me or infecting me. I feel healthy and muscular, I just want to make sure before I change insurance. The reason it's been so long is because the last time was so traumatic, I havent been in too much of a hurry to get back in there. It was with a urologist, in the middle of an already embarrassing interview, suddenly confused his hand with an elephant's trunk, and me with another elephant.

From ages 0-21, I went to a family doctor that I really liked. He never got too handsy and it amused me that in his spare time he was an Elvis impersonator. I've spent the morning trying to look him up, but turns out he's just doing laser hair removal now. At least I think so. It's difficult to tell what it is exactly he does after reading this bizarre article.

What I took away from that article:
1) He is both suing American Laser Clinic AND being sued by them AND being sued as a partner of ALC, which makes him a co-defendant to himself and a plaintiff on the same case.

2) Don't ever ever go to American Laser Clinic.

3) I'm going to need a new doctor.

Breakfast Fiber

Kent and Leisy's Blog reminded me of a video I had seen. Warning: It's not for the squeamish. Wait, yes it is. It's for everyone-young and old to enjoy. Who doesnt love elephants?

What Celebrity Wishes They Looked Like Me?

In high school I went through a Kajagoogoo period. Try not to fall in love. I think the main reason I had the mullet was so it would stick out the back of the football helmet.

Nowadays I hear that I look like the dude from Balls of Fury. I can kinda see that.