Imagination Time

My name starts with Doctor,
and then Rosenberg
and this is my office
in downtown Pittsburgh

I've got to see patients
day in and day out
during seasons of swine flu
I wear a pig snout

Good morning, first patient!
I've just taken a glance

I see that you're healthy
and you've removed your sweatpants

Hey Doc, I just need you
to check out my wrist

it hurts when I do this
I should probably desist

Your x-rays show nothing
your wrist bones are great

And here are some pictures
of a sandwich I ate

Now lean forward a little
and give me a cough

I'll stare at this camera
and check these things off

Say doc, let me ask you
if you had your way
would you still be a doctor
and be here today?

Well, that's a good question
I'm glad that you asked
I've always imagined
creating podcasts

If that didnt work out
I'm sure that I'd make
a really good potter
you just shape it and bake

I'd make a good lawyer
handling lawsuits and libel

I'd also have fun
with you sharing a bible

I could be a lab tech
measuring gasses and vapor

I could even be happy
making cards out of paper

But back to reality
I'm just an old doc
that's weird that you asked that
but it feels good to talk