Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Great Moments in NonPresidential Speeches

I'm so sick of the people posting "hilarious" Bush gaffes. Take any political figure and make sure you record literally everything he does. Now edit. It's extremely easy to make a huge list of goofs and idiotic things he said. It's really pissing me off. I just had to make my own version. In compiling this list, I discovered that the stuff Hillary and Obama are saying our seriously scary. But let's just keep this light-hearted and fun, shall we?

"In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. 10, 000 people died-an entire town destroyed."—Barack Obama, referring to a tornado that killed 12 people.

"Where is the g***** f***ing flag? I want the g****** f***ing flag up every F***ing morning at f***ing sunrise!" 
—Hillary Clinton

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
— Vice President Al Gore

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
— Vice President Al Gore

"Over the last 15 months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states? I think one left to go.”
—Barack Obama

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
— Vice President Al Gore

'My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join with me as we try to change it.'- Barack Obama

"We just can't trust the American people to make those types of choices...Government has to make those choices for people." —Hillary, discussing her s***fest of an expensive, spectacularly failed healthcare plan.

"Iran doesn’t pose a serious threat to us" —Barack Obama
“I’ve made it clear for years that the threat from Iran is grave.” —Barack Obama, the next day.

"You know, I'm going to start thanking the woman who cleans the restroom in the building I work in. I'm going to start thinking of her as a human being." —Hillary Clinton

Obama, speaking at a church for the anniversary of the 1965 "Bloody Sunday" in Selma, Ala., said his parents got together "because of what happened in Selma." Really? Obama was born in 1961.


Sherri said...

Great recreations! I refuse to discuss politics. Let's stay friends instead.

nan said...

You know you make a fantastic Hillary. Especially when you are surprised or excited. Now quit playing and go put up that F*#%@^! Flag!!!

Rand & Pam said...

You really are an attractive Hillary! Impressive. I enjoyed the quotes.


I concure!!!!!!!!!!!!!DAMNIT!! by the way the long hair is ever so flattering on you!!xoxo

tiff said...

i agree with rand and pam you are an attractive hillary.

Joel said...

I concure with Carrie.

Is there any such thing as two people running for president? You and I should look into that.

Russ Mars said...

You are absolutely right about all the Bush jokes...Republican or Democrat--all of them are puppets of the High Cabal and if they weren't in such positions of power, it might be funny.