Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Not a Paid Actor, Just a Paid Liar


Through a random series of events, I was able to make some quick easy cash on Tuesday. And I just had to spout adoring loyalty to something I hate more than most anything: an MLM business! For about a minute, I was filmed talking about how I gained financial independence through Synergy. Am I taking vacations now that before I could only dream about? Hells yeah!

The best part was at the end, when I finally got the lines right, I was then asked to add a "knowing smile" to the end of the sentence, letting the world know that it was my oyster and I was about to crap piles of benjamins on it. But my smile was too sexy. In take after take, I would say "...that before I could only DREAM about!" and give this half smile/sneer that was too bedroomy-simmering for an MLM audience to handle. Those that know me are aware that it's very difficult for me to tone down the sexy, but I think I finally got it.


Of course I'll be posting the video for all to enjoy once I can get my hands on it. In the meantime, you can enjoy a clip from a movie dealing with this very subject, so you can get an idea of how it went. You can see more clips here.

9 comments:

sugarbritches said...

Sign my up!! I wanna crap a load of benjamins too! I want to know how to get that fabulous car you just bought but can't show me because it's getting waxed. I want to know how you made millions last year but still live in tract housing - it's humility right? I'm there!!!

tiff said...

i wanna crap loads of benjamins also i will live with you and your faimly at first then get a house of my own. sounds like fun. i have always siad that "ben" was my boyfriend

nan said...

that picture of you is frightenly suductive.

Sherri said...

Wow, so sexy. How do all the women ever resist you?

CARRIE "THE FABULOUS" said...

One fine lookin pic!!!!!

mandi said...

Don't get a vanity plate that says "MLMGUY2," AND, don't stand around the office watercooler saying, "I'm so sick and tired of hearing about how brilliant that Browning is. Overrated!" as you spill the jug of water all over the floor.

Don't do those things.

Pam and Rand said...

Paul - you crack me up. Mandi - please translate your comment.
Thanks.

mandi said...

It's from Arrested Development. Only the best TV show ever.

Joel's Other Sister said...

Mandi - As usual I have to agree with your great comment!

Paul - I bet you make more money making this video than 90% of the people who are actually selling it.