Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Quotes That I Find Inspirational


"If you only want to lose things, then you should invite the gift of loss into your home."
-Me

"Courage is trying hard to not be afraid when something is really scary, like the vision of your dad in nothing but an apron, working in his garage."
-Me

"If you win something without having risked anything, than it's not as good as if you had risked losing your family, cause it makes for a better story"
-Me

"All races are equal but have you ever seen how Armenians dance? Yikes!"
-Me

"My enemy's enemy is my super turbo enemy."
-Me

"The cement on your neighbor's driveway is always grayer than yours."
-Me

"It's all fun and games until someone loses control of their bowels"
-Me

"It's not that I can't find fleeting happiness in a homosexual relationship, it's just that no homos are interested."
-Me

"Being a good friend means telling the absolute truth, and being a good neighbor is shutting up about my lawn needs."
-Me

"A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, but some salad tongs are better for suppositories."
-Me

"To any dude who disagrees with any of my quotes: it's time to confess to your parents that maybe the ladies aren't your thing."
-Me

6 comments:

Christopher Bigelow said...

Bravo (clap, clap).

Joel's Other Sister said...

Unfortunately, these make more sense than SuperDell's.

Love them just the same!

Boy Mom said...

"A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, but some salad tongs are better for suppositories."
-Me

So y'all don't eat a lot of salad I'm guessing!

CARRIE "THE FABULOUS" said...

O wise and funny SENSAY~~

The Len Harris Family said...

Paul, You should really make this blog private so crazy friends from your past don't accidentally stumble across it and leave you messages. Like me. -Suzanne Z.

Taylor Gardner said...

Oh Paul....salad tongs--really? Such imagery. Oh my...