What the crap is this?

I'm having trouble identifying the type of bug that bit me when I was sleeping in a cabin on Friday night. Today it looks like this, and it burns a little. It doesnt feel itchy like a mosquito bite, but just achey and burning. When I find out what bug did it, they're getting a punch in the face.

Please, just leave it.

We had Comcast installed again, which means free movies. Tonight I watched The Gods Must Be Crazy again with the kids. This scene reminded me of my songleading in Primary. If I set something up, the odds are pretty good that it will be crashing down.

Need to steal $1000

I do freelance for a company called Vox in Provo. The other day I went in to find the place had been burgled. Well, "burgled" might be the wrong word, since he didn't touch my laptop, Homie collection, comic books or anyone else's valuables. All the guy had done was shoot his shotgun into the lock of the safe. He didn't get into it, though.

There's a poorly written article about it.

It's strange that the guy thought he wouldn't be caught. We all knew his temper, knew he had a shotgun, and knew he had some kind of stupid grudge against Vox. He was the first thought all of us had, and the detectives there said they couldn't possibly create a better profile of the perpetrator.

Anyway, I didn't deal with him a lot, I had some lunches with him, and joked around. He seemed like a nice enough guy to me. He was about to get married, but that's probably not going down now. I'm glad he didn't get too ambitious and take all my stuff.

Great Moments in NonPresidential Speeches

I'm so sick of the people posting "hilarious" Bush gaffes. Take any political figure and make sure you record literally everything he does. Now edit. It's extremely easy to make a huge list of goofs and idiotic things he said. It's really pissing me off. I just had to make my own version. In compiling this list, I discovered that the stuff Hillary and Obama are saying our seriously scary. But let's just keep this light-hearted and fun, shall we?

"In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. 10, 000 people died-an entire town destroyed."—Barack Obama, referring to a tornado that killed 12 people.

"Where is the g***** f***ing flag? I want the g****** f***ing flag up every F***ing morning at f***ing sunrise!" 

—Hillary Clinton

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
— Vice President Al Gore

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
— Vice President Al Gore

"Over the last 15 months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states? I think one left to go.”
—Barack Obama

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
— Vice President Al Gore

'My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join with me as we try to change it.'- Barack Obama

"We just can't trust the American people to make those types of choices...Government has to make those choices for people." —Hillary, discussing her s***fest of an expensive, spectacularly failed healthcare plan.

"Iran doesn’t pose a serious threat to us" —Barack Obama
“I’ve made it clear for years that the threat from Iran is grave.” —Barack Obama, the next day.

"You know, I'm going to start thanking the woman who cleans the restroom in the building I work in. I'm going to start thinking of her as a human being." —Hillary Clinton

Obama, speaking at a church for the anniversary of the 1965 "Bloody Sunday" in Selma, Ala., said his parents got together "because of what happened in Selma." Really? Obama was born in 1961.

Escalator River-A Dream by Zak