Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Last Will and Testament
Songs Played at my Funeral: Parachutes (Mates of State) and Exquisite Dead Guy (They Might Be Giants)
I need every possible organ or tissue donated, and then an open casket, no matter how I die. Mandi will arrange my face pre-rigor mortis into the best Darrel face the world has ever seen. This picture will be on the front of the program, and in the paper.
After the funeral, I'll need to be cremated, because I dont want to pay for a burial plot. Or you can just put me in a dumpster somewhere. I dont give a crap.
Alex gets the comic book collection, and Maddie gets my dog stroller. Isabel gets rights to sell all my artwork. Joel gets my paycheck-making machine. Mandi gets...everything else.