Thursday, April 12, 2007
Apparently the 3-foot latticework is not working.
This person lives by my mom. I wish they would put out one new sign a month.
Some questions that came to me:
Is the severity of their threats increased or diminished by the 10,000 dinner plates half-buried in their lawn?
What if a delivery worker is retrieving a baseball?
If I pay the $500, does that mean I can come and go into their yard as I please? Because it would be totally worth it to peruse the awesomeness that is in her yard, like: a mural of Arches National Park, boxes of books, birdbath made from appliances, etc.
If I was a minor, but I was retrieving 2 of my soliciting agents, would that mean my guardian would pay double for the soliciting aspect of me (Total: $3500)? Or would it be double for all my infringing attributes ($6000)? What if they were soliciting softballs? They need to put out a price sheet.