Tuesday, February 01, 2011

Personalistization Test


Please answer each question either:
A) I agree
B) I don't know about this
C) I agree wholeheartedly
D) I don't agree at all. Don't talk to me ever again.
E) Here's how I feel about this:________(fill this out)_______________

Post your answers/comments in a comment and I will give you your results.

1. I trust inspiration, ideas, and hunches.

2. I derive satisfaction from finishing projects more than starting them.

3. I value common sense, efficiency and spooning with random hoboes.

4. My desk may seem disorganized at times, but I can always find what I'm looking for.

5. The smell of the rotting mailman behind my couch does not bother me.

6. I love to be in the midst of the action.

7. I walked into a business meeting yesterday with only tight biker shorts on.

8. I listen more than I talk.

9. I liken pants to chains of governmental tyranny.

10. I take deadlines very seriously.

11. If I can't convince people with words, I use my fists. Fists full of peanut butter.

Please allow 10-15 minutes for Personalitization Test Result Processment.

6 comments:

Joel's Other Sister said...

1. B
2. A
3. D
4. C
5. E - Yum.
6. R
7. L
8. I
9. T
10. 2
11. *

Joel said...

1. I trust inspiration, ideas, and hunches. C

2. I derive satisfaction from finishing projects more than starting them. A

3. I value common sense, efficiency and spooning with random hoboes. A

4. My desk may seem disorganized at times, but I can always find what I'm looking for. E: Afraid.

5. The smell of the rotting mailman behind my couch does not bother me. C

6. I love to be in the midst of the action. B

7. I walked into a business meeting yesterday with only tight biker shorts on. B

8. I listen more than I talk. A

9. I liken pants to chains of governmental tyranny. A

10. I take deadlines very seriously. B

11. If I can't convince people with words, I use my fists. Fists full of peanut butter. B

Montgomery Q said...

According to my analysis of your answers, and based on the fact that you actually submitted your answers, you are an awesomehead, technically speaking.

You don't like being tortured, and you would have financial reward than public embarrassment.

You regret some bad decisions you've made, but are sure to be making a positive change within the next 5-32 years.

Trust your heart unless its the wrong decision.

Montgomery Q said...

Joel, I have your results.

With hard work, you will go far, because you have what it takes. You never don't like to never have been incorrect.

People like it when you do things that are pleasing to them. Watch out for accidentally hurting people with your words or kicks.

Its obvious you're hear to stay, and you won't guff from anyone except for your superiors or properly uniformed guff-deliverers.

mandi said...

1. I trust inspiration, ideas, and hunches. A

2. I derive satisfaction from finishing projects more than starting them. D

3. I value common sense, efficiency and spooning with random hoboes. B

4. My desk may seem disorganized at times, but I can always find what I'm looking for. E: I always call you at work and wait for you to tell me that you don't know where it is.

5. The smell of the rotting mailman behind my couch does not bother me. E: Neither does that rotting pumpkin off to the side of him.

6. I love to be in the midst of the action. E: "In the midst" is my middle name.

7. I walked into a business meeting yesterday with only tight biker shorts on. E: No.

8. I listen more than I talk. C

9. I liken pants to chains of governmental tyranny. E: Oh, paaantsss

10. I take deadlines very seriously. E: My other middle name is "On time McGee."

11. If I can't convince people with words, I use my fists. Fists full of peanut butter. E: Mmm, peanut butter.

Montgomery Q said...

Mandi, your test results are in.

You can sense danger all around you; unscrupulous malefactors, harsh weather, and meaningless hand germs.

You keep your finger on the pulse of the here and now. You sometimes slide up the wrist of the here and now to "cop a feel" under the guise of medical investigation.

In the broadest terms, you tend to "do" what you "know" because you've realized you can "be" what you "want". You are sometimes difficult to understand in terms of your need for personal space, until people smell what you've got cookin'. Then people are more than happy to give you all the space you need.

You strive to extract the essence of the Idea from various externals that express it, though, in the extreme, this conceptual essence wants no form or substance to verify its reality. You also love to have things read to you in a "retarded" voice.