This is Blair Gorman, from Numerologist.com.
Paul, you have a very interesting numerology chart! Based on your date of birth (February 2, 1973), along with your name as given at birth (paul alex browning), your numerology chart tells you that:
- Your 'Life Path' is *6*
- Your 'Expression' is *5*
- Your 'Soul Urge' is *7*
This is indeed a very unique combination of numbers!
To learn what these numbers mean, and what they say about your personality and your future, go to the link enclised in this email.
Yours in Numbers,
Dear Professor Gorman,
That gets my "numerical unit" skyrocketing into the stratosphere, numerically speaking.
Yours in 2420-1,
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To your success,
P.S. This is incredible and shocking.
Dear Professor Numbers,
No need for the P.S., I already know it's shocking that someone you're affiliated with is trying to sell an implausible product.
That reminds me, Blair Gorman, I have a feeling you need some socks. I have more than 20 pairs (not 23, don't worry) of many colors and sizes. Most of them are for size 10 foot or larger. I'm willing to sell you some...wait. Hold on.
This is coocoo-bananas.
My friend Joel (that lives in the grey house) has been talking to me about your incredible numbering system, and has been talking about hooking you up with his Foot Counseling System for a low, low price. He looks at your foot (or you can send a photo or drawing) and he tells you what the future holds for YOU.
He wants to give you a deal. He's not done this before...in fact, I've known him to sometimes OVERcharge for his foot counseling services. But not this time. Give me your home address, credit card number, and foot size and I'll send you the offer PLUS a catalog of his foot-based offerings.