Hi Paul,_____________________
This is Blair Gorman, from Numerologist.com.
Paul, you have a very interesting numerology chart! Based on your date of birth (February 2, 1973), along with your name as given at birth (paul alex browning), your numerology chart tells you that:
- Your 'Life Path' is *6*
- Your 'Expression' is *5*
- Your 'Soul Urge' is *7*
This is indeed a very unique combination of numbers!
To learn what these numbers mean, and what they say about your personality and your future, go to the link enclised in this email.
Yours in Numbers,
Blair Gorman
Numerologist.com
Dear Professor Gorman,
That gets my "numerical unit" skyrocketing into the stratosphere, numerically speaking.
Yours in 2420-1,
Paul Browning
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P.S. This is incredible and shocking.
Dear Professor Numbers,
No need for the P.S., I already know it's shocking that someone you're affiliated with is trying to sell an implausible product.
That reminds me, Blair Gorman, I have a feeling you need some socks. I have more than 20 pairs (not 23, don't worry) of many colors and sizes. Most of them are for size 10 foot or larger. I'm willing to sell you some...wait. Hold on.
This is coocoo-bananas.
My friend Joel (that lives in the grey house) has been talking to me about your incredible numbering system, and has been talking about hooking you up with his Foot Counseling System for a low, low price. He looks at your foot (or you can send a photo or drawing) and he tells you what the future holds for YOU.
He wants to give you a deal. He's not done this before...in fact, I've known him to sometimes OVERcharge for his foot counseling services. But not this time. Give me your home address, credit card number, and foot size and I'll send you the offer PLUS a catalog of his foot-based offerings.
23591,
Paul Browning
8 comments:
To anyone reading this, my services are available to all and for a low, low, reasonable price. Don't let my enormous ego deter you. My competitive nature literally FORCES me to give you the lowest price available.
Is this grey-house Joel?
My numbers showed that
"Others may perceive you as very cold and even socially dysfunctional but actually your detachment from others is very spiritually sophisticated."
and also I am the life of the party.
Maybe I should have told them that sometimes people call me "Luap"
Mandi, can I be a Life Coach?
You would be a highly poor Life Coach, so I say yes, you can. Do Life Coaches teach people to do the "Pants Falling Down Dance" with their kids? That should be your first order of business.
From the FAQ page:
Q: What do I get Certified as?
A: Certified Life Coach
Q: What will my title be once I finish the program?
A: Certified Life Coach
Q: What initials can I use after my name when I finish the program?
A: CLC
Paul Browning, CLC
Any?!?
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Grey-house Joel here. I'd like people to understand one thing right here and now. And that is that my foot services are available. I'm not talking about service for my foot. I'm talking about high quality services related to feet provided by me. Not the feet, the services. I will provide no feet as part of my service. Let's examine feet, won't we?
Anonymous makes a good point, Paul. Consider the concepts he offers in his comment.
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