Monday, February 06, 2006

Personal History Questions

What were you doing 20 years ago?
Lakeridge Jr. High. Bugging my little sister and skateboarding at the high school

What were you doing 10 years ago?
Trying out various jobs around Utah. I believe I worked most of the year at Holiday Inn Worldwide, setting up reservations for Holidays Inns....worldwide.

What were you doing 1 year ago?
Working here at LogoWorks and teaching night classes in Illustrator and Photoshop. Preparing for the arrival of Oliver, and stressing about money.

Five snacks you enjoy:
1. Deli Style Lays
2. Sconecutter
3. Taco Time
4. Argentine Pastries
5. Popcorn

Five songs to which you know all the lyrics:
The The-Sweet Bird of Truth
Every Beatles song
Los Divididos-Que Tal
They Might Be Giants - Unsupervised, I Hit My Head
Fishbone - Sunless Saturday

Five things you would do if you were a millionaire:
1. New car
2. Travel to Argentina and France, in fact most of my money would go to travelling
3. Quit my day job and spend my time drawing, occasionally teaching
4. Gold-plated diapers for Oliver
5. Invest

Five bad habits:
1. Drinking too much Dr Pepper
2. Eating too much fast food
3. Plucking Chris Bigelow's beard
4. Swearing
5. Speeding

Five things you like doing:
1. Eating out
2. Reading for pleasure
3. Sleeping
4. Working on logos
5. Movies

Five things you would never wear again:
1. Ball gag
2. A jockstrap
3. Gold-plated diapers
4. bolo tie
5. Corduroys

Five things that scare you:
My driving
Fundamentalist muslims
Home Intruders
Child Rapists
Danny Elfman's cameo in "The Gift"


La said...

You enjoy eating out? Who?

You forgot to say (in addition to home intruders), being shot in your chest by an arrow, which is why you sleep hugging a pillow. Cause that will prevent the arrow from piercing your chest.

And in addition to Danny Elfman's cameo, you need to mention the fiddle scene in that same movie.

La said...

And by "bugging my little sister", I just want it known that Paul means "pounding the crap out of her".

Leoj Can Dodge said...

I think we'd all like an answer to the personal history question "5 least likely orifices in which I have lodged a drumstick"

Montgomery Q said...

Danny Elfman's cameo IS playing the fiddle in that movie. And I love Danny dearly, but his little dream sequence scared the bejeezus out of me and made me run from the room.

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