Friday, August 04, 2006
I'm Gonna Need You To Shut It
I've been intrigued lately by the theories circulating about the 9/11 conspiracy and cover-up. By "intrigued" I mean "blown away at the depth of retardation". If I see one more 911truth.com sign somewhere, I'm going to throw up. Because, even though I believe the government is capable of some evil stuff, and Sasquatch and the chupacabra will someday be exposed, even I can't stomach this BS.
"No plane was seen at the Pentagon!" "There were puffs of smoke on the lower floors before it collapsed!" "A plane's jet fuel can't get hot enough to melt the steel columns of the WTC!"
And there's no point trying to rebutt. It's like talking to someone about their astrology beliefs. With every word out of their mouth coming from a place of complete fantasy, you can soon tell that your words are a sturdy rope of truth thrown to an armless man in some quicksand of absurdity. Besides, actual scientists have given point-by-point rebuttals that make a whole lot more sense than my blog. Why not, here's another one for anybody interested.
All that needs to be said is "Yep, the government wanted to kill 3,000 of its own citizens."
Well, the conspiracy theorists got a hot carl yesterday in the form of a new report by, again, actual scientists that have been investigating the events of 9/11 and concluded that sorry, even the government didnt know about Flight 93 until it was blazing on the ground. Sorry, sad losers! Time-stamped audio tapes!
Incompetent military leaders, unprepared for homeland attacks, then lying about it after the fact to cover their asses? That I can swallow.
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We don't agree often, but I'm with you here.
Oh and was that a veiled reference to my mentioning astrology the other day?
And oh where can I sign up for a carlos caliente?
It could be a reference to that. Theres also some lame-os here at work that feel astrology has merit. Sometimes we agree on things. It's funner to argue, though.
I agree that it is more fun to disagree. In that spirit, I'm going to disagree. This is a total conspiracy, but not George Bush; it was Hot Carl and his buddy, Dirty Sanchez.
P.S. Why did La Bee call me FOUL (in capital letters, no less)?
I came by from La's blog...
I knew someone that was in the Pentagon when it was hit. AND yes, it was a plane. She was missed by a few feet. She had gotten up to get some coffee. Her desk was obliterated.
Good blog. :-)
Horsefeathers to you and your ilk! OF COURSE IT WAS A COVER UP! The scientist (and medical doctors) are all in the pockets of the govt. You can't believe those so-called "reports" any more than you can believe that other stuff that guys like that say. When will america wake up and realize that every semi-prominent person in this country wants nothing but death and destruction for each and every one of us??
I knew a dude that worked in the Pentagon, too. Hey, Laura, remember Stuart? Oh yeah, you went to his kid's reception yesterday. He was there, too, and can confirm the plane. I'm glad he didnt die as well as your friend, Cynthia. Maybe they're buds.
Joel, my astrologer says that you are not cool.
Is it in Hebrews where the scripture is found what says "Montgomery Q IS"? I'm pretty sure of that.
And 'otludvo' is a bad word to have to type in order to publish this comment
hi i'm joel and here's my pic! did i mention that i'm joel?
Oh, you are SO not cool.
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