Wednesday, February 04, 2009

As long as you're grieving, let me steal your stuff.

My sister and boyfriend had their car broken into on Saturday while they attended a funeral up very close to my inlaws' house in Cottonwood Heights. The thieves took her purse, cell phone and other valuables and gave them the chance to drive back to Orem with a completely missing window. With this weather, who needs windows anyway?

Apparently, the same girl that did that stole from another member of AFCU, and their cameras were able to capture her successfully getting money out of her account with stolen ID (that looks nothing like her) and stolen checks. The tellers don't look at your ID to see if you look like your picture, so why do they ask for it? Answer: Just for fun.

As of today, there's been no detective assigned to the case, even though they have a good load of evidence to work with and plenty of victims. So I thought I'd post a couple pics of the fine piece of humanity that does this for a living. If you see her, I wouldn't recommend calling the police. Just do me a favor and tackle her, tie her up and slowly lower her into a velociraptor cage.

p.s. Laura made me take them down for some reason, so I'll have to post an illustration.

6 comments:

tiff said...

im so sorry i wouldnt tackle her put her in a cage i'd just shoot her

rachel said...

that totally sucks, a friend of mine just had her van window broken to get her diaper bag, I guess they thought it would have a wallet, nope, just diapers and wipes.. maybe a fish cracker or two crushed at the bottom of the bag. Hope breaking the window was worth it! I would tackle her ...

CARRIE "THE FABULOUS" said...

Lightning is my name and swift will be my fury......haha



by the way my word verification is
dipst

eric said...

You have a boyfriend?

Sherri said...

Lightning and I would take her down.

sugarbritches said...

No one breaks in to my car - it's so messy their probably afraid a rat will bit them.