Thursday, February 05, 2009

Doesn't anybody drink human blood for the taste anymore?


You may remember my earlier post about Jonathan "The Impaler" Sharkey; Vampyre, wrestler, and Presidential candidate.

He's in the news again. The only part of the story that I need to know is a) he harassed a girl that felt some sympathy for him, and b) she tried to break up with him using the "I'm a vampyre hunter" ploy that never works.

He's a pretty tough dude. He says in his MySpace page that he "makes Rambo look like Mother Teresa" and he plans to impale "CHILD MOLESTORS, RAPISTS, KILLERS, DEALERS AND ISTS". So I guess he stays pretty busy.

So there's your morning entertainment.

7 comments:

tiff said...

thanks i need some entertainment this morning and you provided it

Sherri said...

He's got a sword. Did he rob the 7-11 in Colorado Springs?

nan said...

Guess he didn't get his quota of human blood for strength that month. oh wait, He has knee surgery every now and again to gain sympathy of 16 year old vampire enthusiasts.

Joel said...

When people refuse to grow up or reevaluate what is true. Vampirism? True. If you want it bad enough, then it is true.

Boy Mom said...

I'm seeing a photo shop event. We have a sword you can borrow.

nan said...

I heard that Rambo was a freakin pansie...

CARRIE "THE FABULOUS" said...

men and swords are always compensating for smaller......minds!!