Tuesday, May 14, 2013

I'm Up For Whatever - User Profile DaHotni$$69

I am an 24-year old blond African-American bootylicious honey looking for  a sugar daddy.

So you know, I'm not trying to be like everyone else along dat post half nekkid pictures of myself
and rite all the crazy freaky stuff we goan git to on our first date. 

I got my own condo and I like gettin food, some drinks, maybe hit up the bar scene, just
see what we in the mood for. 

Truly!? Last two guys I found here were gay. One realized it, one had notta clue but OMG was he flamin. However, please, if there be any HETEROmales out their searching for a curvy, fun, friendly young gal, and you are dead certain that you are straight, write me lol, I am needing a man who knows how to appreciate the female form and knows exactly what to do with it...
I'm a ckup and I like knowin all sorts of different people. Way too young for settlin down, so please dont ixpect a relatiomship.  Want someone who has their stuff together, but def wants a carefree and adventurus woman. 
As you can see I stay in shape so I can hit the clubs and if you a whiteboy who cant dance then
maybe I aint the honey you be lookin for. 

This dance move be da wackness! I can do it standin or sittin! 
Whattup dawg?

What you see is what you git but what you git is 10x more than what you see.
 I am a very cool laid back person, I loveeeeee to laugh n have fun, don't really like ppl that r stuck n serious about everything, life is to short to b unhappy (always remember wen u think u have it bad some1 has it worst than u). This is me chillin in front if the yogurt place, chekin my tweets.
People say I look like Naomi Campbell or Zoe Saldana. 
I'm a scorpio, I luv kids but have non of my own. I dislike ppl that lie I hate it! I also dislike ignorant small minded ppl, I keep it real 99% of the time (hey nobody is perfect) n hopefully u r da same.

Stop looking for the perfect person u will never find that but find the 1 that is perfect 4 u. U May be hatin on my hatz but it keepz the sun off, yo. 

My girl LeShwanda and me rockin the matching shirts. She got bit by
a rotweiler and died in her mans kitchen. Peace Love 4evah girlfriend.....
N e ting else u want to no msg me. Muahzzzz


Christopher Bigelow said...

Come on, you had to have copied those off a real site. No way you could channel it, white boy

Joel said...

How do I convey my interest in response? I try to keep it real, too. I foresee... something.

Montgomery Q said...

I did a search for black woman dating profile and got a lot of strange results.