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| I'm Carl. I just purchased a Dell. it is now time for me to search the internet for a suitable companion, since I am unhappily married and still extremely handsome! |
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| Please, eHarmony. Find someone worthy of my love, if such a woman exists. |
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| Bingo! Daddy like! |
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| Prince Watson, please reaffirm this woman's beauty. Am I hallucinating, or have I come across Venus, the goddess of love in the space of 20 minutes? |
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| This lovely creature you have found possesses the kind of beauty that changes lives. The dance move picture filled me with emotion, and proves to me there is a God that loves us. |
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| Carl, you must do this right. Don't message her...the computer has a tendency to befoul meaning and twist intention. Instead, send her a handwritten note proclaiming your love, brimming with poetry and dulcet verbiage. That's right, on paper. No, the 80-lb. linen is better. |
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| Almost complete...now for the poetry... |
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| Aiiirrghh! Why won't the words come?! |
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| GggrrrgghhI've got it! |
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| Prince Watson, come here. I need you. Wait, is that a...a.camera? |
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| Peek-a-Boo, readers of this blog. |
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| "Roses are red, Violets are blue. When I get you home I'm gonna.." |
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| This not only makes no sense, it is horrendously offensive. This will never work as a declaration of love. |
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| Your butt isn't going to work with my boot up in it! |
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| And don't YOU start neither! |
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| I must change tactics. I'll just message her on the website. I should act quickly, though... |
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| She responded! Happiest of days! And it says she's looking for an overly aggressive, indecisively dressed man! |
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| You hear that? We are through! |
To be continued...
3 comments:
I was on the edge of my seat the entire time!
Last photo... "Hey Pookie, smell my finger!"
I hope he can dance or maybe she ain't the honey he be lookin for.
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